"Why the hell can't you send The Wolf around!?" shouted John.
"Because 'The Wolf' doesn't exist..." replied Barry. "'The Wolf' is a character played by Harvey Keitel in Quentin Tarantino's seminal 1994 work 'Pulp Fiction'..."
"...is he?"
"I could go check on the DVD if you like..."
"No... no it'll be fine... Anyway, you get yourself over here ASAP."
"I will, you don't watch any DVDs 'til I get there..."
"Fine..."
"I'll be there in ten"
John had a problem.
Although by day he held down a regular job and was fairly unassuming, but at home he lived the delusion that everything around him was a film, and he would act accordingly... His wife had tried to get him to get help, but his reply would always be "No way... I've seen One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest..."
He put the phone down and went and made himself another cup of coffee, squirted some brown sauce into it and sat waiting for Barry.
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