pra3t0r

It was like he was bald, bald, still bald, and then *POOF*. What do you even call this kind of hairstyle?



I can't understand why they'd give him a toupe designed around his receding hairline. They should've brought his hairline forward so he wouldn't look like The Tall Man from Phantasm:



And who thought it would be a good idea to cast Jessica Biel as his love interest? I mean, c'mon... she's 18 YEARS YOUNGER than him.

Ford

If ever there was an actor that needed to embrace the shaved-head look, it's Nic. He had decent hair when he was younger, but then it started looking like it had a brillo-pad texture. Sean Connery finally hooked him up with a decent barber when he was in "The Rock", and he looked alright in "Face/Off", but it's been downhill since then. He had a really bad wig in "Ghost Rider", but it was actually better than the real thing in his case.

I really need to make an avatar out of that bottom, right hand picture. It looks like he's about a picosecond away from sneezing.

On the plus side, he does have a nice jacket in that movie.

And with Biel, well she's in a movie with Adam Sandler now, so evidently she's not all that picky.