135791

ok so this works much like the never ending storys that you make up.

it works like this everyone posts a part of the film or story makign it up as we go along but this one has a few little extras

were going to write a more of a script

for the normal story line use normal text
for actions use *<action here>*
for speach use "qoutes"

so ill start us off:

One day jack our super hero is walking down the street when suddenly he hears gun shots...

(no one someone else continue)

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-G-

As these shots fire off, we realise that it's just a dream, the gunshots being an alarm clock, as he jolts awake in bed.

JACK
"Damn, I'd make a sucky superhero..."

He turns the alarm off, gets ready, and heads out to work.

On the drive there, he gets caught in traffic...

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135791

he sits and sits and sits

"im never going to make it on time"

he checks his watch, and trys to think of a way to get going

"hmmmmmm"

i wonder, if i was able to..........

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lobo_07

He wonders if he is able to leave the his car there and just fly to work. He decides that he will try. So he opens his briefcase and takes out his mask and cape. He dresses up and becomes "JACK THE SUPERHERO." As he is flying, he notices why the traffic is so huge.

"Oh my, a huge tree fell on the road and is now blocking the cars."

So Jack decides to.......

-G-

...wake up, and not fall into a Hollywood movie

JACK
"Jesus, they suck... Anyone who falls into the trap of thinking that any thought went into the scripting could use with a quick dose of psychoactive mushrooms"

He makes his way slowly through traffic and ends up at work.

JACK
"If anyone tries to take this script in a crappy action or super hero direction, I swear I'm walking off set..."

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Exon

While swiping his ID card at the door to get in, Jack notices the hot new accountant coming towards him. Jack gets his ID card swiped and heads towards the elevator. Sarah, the accountant, comes up behind him and asks....

asparu

SARAH:
"are you trying to be original and catch my attention?"

JACK:
"hum, i...I don't have a clue what you are referring to"

SARAH:
"that hole in your trousers, where the stiches have split open"

JACK thinking to himself:
"Drats now what she think of me!"

As Sarah turned round to walk down the corridor..

austinpowers_bigscreen

Jack runs over to grab Sarah and tells her

JACK
"I am not what you think I am!"

He then strips off his pants and...

tonymontana

....shows her his bran new super-hero bottoms.

SARAH:
'Wouaw! Do you do extra hours dressing up for kiddie's birthday parties Jask? I think that's grand, i have always admired those who work for kids, i realy wouldn't have the patience...anyway have fun , i need to run now, i have a meeting with Steven McGuire in 5 minutes, he is such an intelligent guy and very sexy with that....catch you later!!!"

On those words she disapeared round the corner leaving Jack breathless and disapointed

JACK TO HIMSELF:
"grrr Steven McGuire??? I hate that guy, he is so pretentious and isn't that good looking, he is sort of creepy if she wants my opinion...."

But just then The Alarm went off.....

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toscane

He listened with his super ears and heard cries come from high above, withouth thinking any longer he run to the closest closet and locked himself in....in a few seconds he was in his superhero suit, he run across the corridor and dived out of the closest window..